Riverdale Auxiliary: Episode 7

Welcome to new and returning Radio Free Riverdale fans! It’s the seventh edition of the Riverdale Auxiliary, and although the issue was a Jumbo, I’ve kept the auxiliary to a digestible length. No one likes long meetings, right? Right. Okay, on with it!


The Page 45 Game, in which you open up the book closest to you to page 45 and the first line of text represents your love life. I tried it with this issue, and voilà!…submitted without (further) comment:

2 Page 45


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Episode 2: Dog Analog

Download the full episode at Libsyn.

Your intrepid Archie digesters, Lucy and Evan, continue to delve into the Archie mythos with Archie’s Funhouse Double Digest #16, a collection that captures the last hot exhalation of summer. In this latest audio installment

  • we learn about the secret lives of Riverdale’s canine population
  • we thrill to an epic gangland bowling battle
  • we witness the early days of computer dating
  • Li’l Archie teaches us about the glass ceiling and discrimination in the business world
  • we cringe through ill-advised tale of toreadors (you read that correctly)
  • Evan and Lucy fight over whether Reggie and Archie are friends
  • and, as always, we provide you with Archie trivia, gags, and much more

Just like a real funhouse, this issue was confusing, amusing, upsetting, unsettling, and whimsical. We hope you enjoy it!

To see notes, panels, and images associated with our second episode, please visit the Riverdale Auxiliary.