Riverdale Auxiliary: Episode 1

RFR1-Cover

The first meeting of the Riverdale Auxiliary is called to order. See below to view just a smattering of the images we refer to in the first episode of Radio Free Riverdale.

Heart-Art
Archie’s playing the obvious con. But is it art?

Tree

The One Where Archie and Reggie Forget They’re Hormonal Teen Boys and Fight about Trees

 

Geyser

Guys! They were warned about the geyser under the lake where there is recreational boating!

 

Bug
Top right: these bugs could be us, but you playing.

 

Lil-Archie

Maybe the best panel. This one’s from a Lil Archie story we discuss, and Lucy can’t stop yelling, EAT YOUR CHICKEN, LITTLE ARCHIE!

 

Ugly-Archie

That truck is so awk. Also: It this Archie or Alfred E. Neuman? There’s no way to know.

 

Babies
From the same 1940s comic. A lot of those babies seems evil. If you read no other Archie comics, check out the earliest stuff. Bonkers.

 

Trigger
TRIGGER WOODSY!! Check out that phone he’s holding. #antenna

 

Wilbur

Whatever you think is going on in this comic? You’re pretty much right. Archie takes a break, while Wilbur & co. have some fun with homoerotic sexual urges. Marvelous!

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